“A Skiitionary is a dictionary created for the Skupparian who speak English because sometimes, ordinary English simply cannot express the extraordinary thoughts of a true Skupparian.

According to Professor Skuppa, aka Olummy Gold, the Skiitionary is more than a dictionary; it is a cultural institution, a linguistic revolution, and a survival guide for anyone attempting to understand the beautiful madness of Skupparish.

It contains words, expressions, interpretations, pronunciations, and meanings that may appear completely wrong to the ordinary English speaker but make perfect sense to the enlightened Skupparian.

So, when English fails you, consult the Skiitionary. When someone says, ‘What does that even mean?’ - consult the Skiitionary. And when Professor Skuppa aka Olummy Gold says it makes sense… it makes sense.

The Skiitionary: English, but Skupparian.”

WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF SKUPPISH

THE SKUPPISH DICTIONARY

FIRST EDITION

Eskelebo
Meaning: Enjoyment, having fun, living life to the fullest.
Use it: “Tonight na Eskelebo!”
= Tonight is all about enjoyment.

Aspirado
Meaning: Being high, intoxicated, or in that elevated mood.
Use it: “That guy don Aspirado.”
= That person is high.

Skii
Meaning: Don’t dull yourself. Stay active, stay sharp. Chase opportunities.
It’s a mindset.
Use it: “Skii! Go chase your dreams.”
= Don’t waste time — go after your goals.

Ostanba
Meaning: Everything is on standby. Fully prepared. Loaded. Nothing lacking.
Use it: “The party don Ostanba.”
= Everything is ready and the party is fully set.

Beskez
Meaning: Benz Keys. Symbol of luxury, success, and hard work paying off.
Use it: “One day everybody go hold Beskez.”
= One day everyone will enjoy success.

Skordi
Meaning: Bend your waist. A fun dance instruction for when the beat drops.
Use it: “DJ drop the beat… Skordi!”
= Bend your waist and dance to the rhythm.